He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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