We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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