his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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