I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
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It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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