It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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