1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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