And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
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I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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