Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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