the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
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Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
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Booty calls should never involve the cops.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize