your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Ketchup is God's man juice
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
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and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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