no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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