I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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