My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
it glows. i had to have it.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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