I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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