she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
