I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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