The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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