you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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