I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
