He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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