Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
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Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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