I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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