Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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