THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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