You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
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We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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