At least make sure they are 18
Why
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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