Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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