if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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