So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
