What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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