drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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