I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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