thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
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she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
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I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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