redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
You can't just leave with hair like that
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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