called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
The dick lei will go down in squad history
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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