I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Randomize
