no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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