we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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