I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
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