Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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Our lives are a motherfucking joke
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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