what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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