I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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