Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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