in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I party with great urgency now.
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