He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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