if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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