Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
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Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I deserve to be covered in dicks
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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