i will never coherently bang her
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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