I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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