i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
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