Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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