Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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