I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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